I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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