The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Do you have feelings for this penis?