You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.