What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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