I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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