I wannas sexs uuuuu
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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