My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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