I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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