And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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