Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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