do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Randomize