i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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