Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome