sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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