then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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