How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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