I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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