He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I AM VODKA MAN
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Randomize