Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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