Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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