You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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