He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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