**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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