it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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