Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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