check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I bet he comes in French.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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