why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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