dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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