I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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