It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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