he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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