Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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