birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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