im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I don't think brook has ever known best
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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