it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.