That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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