Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Randomize