Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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