I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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