Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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