You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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