I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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