yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
And then he peed in my hair
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