I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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