My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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