I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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The struggles of a small town man whore
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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