their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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