You don't have asthma, your pregnant
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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