I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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