We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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