How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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